Vote for me in Charlton this Thursday: Macharia Gakuru (Conservative)

With Charlton going to the polls on Thursday to pick new councillors, The Charlton Champion asked each party if one of their candidates could answer a questionnaire about why they’re standing, what they’ve done, and what they can do. Conservative candidate MACHARIA GAKURU has his say…

1. Why Charlton?
I have lived in Charlton, Cherry Orchard Estate since 1995. I have raised my children here and I work in the local hospitals as a biomed. I am the founder of a charity that offers scholarships to renal doctors Kenya to the UK, Egypt and other developed countries.
Charlton is my home and I want to do more for the local residents, especially engaging young people and showing them opportunities within and beyond.

2. What can you bring to the job of being a councillor?
I care about Charlton ward and my borough. I am called to serve. I am a good leader and I love being involved in finding local, national and international solution to people’s problems. The democratic process is something I cherish and hold dear to my heart because building a free, fair and just society is good for all the people in our society. I love politics and the intellectual debates that goes along with it.

3. What is Greenwich Council good at?
I have seen good development projects in some parts of the borough over the years. I have seen shopping malls and business centres spring up, especially the one in Bugsby Way, Charlton, which are positive. There are many families that enjoy the Riverside Leisure Centre in Woolwich where I am a regular. Greenwich is a very cosmopolitan borough; the council is a reflection of it.

4. What does Greenwich Council need to improve at?
Listening to the community, its clear that the council needs to listen to what the local residents wants and implement their decisions.
It’s very clear that residents are opposed to the Silvertown Tunnel, the large Riverside and Greenwich Peninsula development and the Cruise Liner terminal – and yet these projects may still go ahead.

5. What makes Charlton special?
Charlton is my home. In SE7 I have raised my children and work locally. I have lived here for over 20 years. I’d like the best things to come and happen here as it will improve our lives.

6. What are the biggest issues affecting the people of Charlton?
Air pollution is a big issue
Community involvement in decision-making.
Youth Involvement in local issues and engagement with local politics
Social care
Affordable housing / social housing

7. What are the biggest issues affecting Greenwich borough?
There’s not much difference in the issues that affect Greenwich as a borough to those that affect Charlton, due to the ripple effect. Therefore the issues of air pollution will dominate the political agenda and it’s also very clear that the local council, due to domination by one party, is not listening to the local residents.

8. Why should people vote on 3 May?
One party dominating our local politics should be a cause of concern, especially when it’s clear they are not listening to the local residents. It will be of paramount importance that a strong opposition is in a position to help balance decision-making for local people. Therefore people should go out and vote in large numbers and vote for independent local candidates who listen to the people.

9. Charlton is on the brink of huge change with redevelopment due in Charlton Riverside. What will you do to make sure residents’ voices are taken seriously throughout this process?
If I am elected I will make people of Charlton ward involved in every major decision that happens by:

· Regular surgeries – suggesting twice a week whereby I’d ask for peoples suggestions and their input in issues that affects council decisions
· Open people’s forum
· Sharing information through newsletter / blogs / website
· I would propose a policy that will enable a peoples’ vote on major development in Charlton

10. Has Conservative economic and transport policy been good for Charlton?
This isn’t a national election, but I think the work Conservatives have done in government to help create record numbers of jobs are good for local people. And the support for big transport projects like Crossrail will help make this part of London much better-connected.

Macharia Gakuru is standing in Charlton ward for the Conservative Party. To find out more, visit www.greenwichconservatives.com.

Charlton ward candidates (three are elected): Gary Dillon (Labour), Macharia Gakuru (Conservative), Ian Gerrard (Liberal Democrat), Rebecca Ireland (Liberal Democrat), Catherine Latham (Conservative), Clare Loops (Green), Maya Mann (Conservative), Gary Parker (Labour), Linda Perks (Labour), Pamela Ritchie (Women’s Equality Party), Charlie Rome (Liberal Democrat). Polls are open from 7am to 10pm on Thursday 3 May.

Vote for us in Charlton this Thursday: Liberal Democrats

Charlie Rome
Lib Dem candidate Charlie Rome

With Charlton going to the polls on Thursday to pick new councillors, The Charlton Champion asked each party if one of their candidates could answer a questionnaire about why they’re standing, what they’ve done, and what they can do. Liberal Democrat candidates IAN GERRARD, REBECCA IRELAND and CHARLIE ROME answered as one…

1. Why Charlton?
Ian: I’ve lived in Charlton since the mid 1990s and have worked in schools in south east London since 1991. I’m proud to call Charlton my home and I would be hugely proud to represent our area on the council if I were elected. Charlton has a real sense of community and I would love to play a part in protecting and enhancing the things that make it so special.
Charlie: I have been a Charlton resident since 2010, and I want to represent the area I’ve chosen to call my home. As a newcomer to the political scene I became more interested in local politics in the aftermath of the Brexit vote, and felt I needed to get involved to make where we live a better place.
Rebecca: When I first moved to London several years ago, all I wanted was to find a homely neighbourhood which had plenty of open space and a good (preferably heated) 50m lido. I feel spoiled to have found not only that, but also local friends, a station community garden, the Thames a short hop away, and great views of the London skyline from Charlton Road!

2. What can I bring to the job of councillor?
Ian: I have experience of serving as a local councillor in Greenwich and so I can bring an understanding of the role and the importance of it. I have worked as a teacher for 27 years (and counting!) and am passionate about the importance of education. I would bring the determination to listen to the views of local people and to represent them and serve them to the best of my ability.
Rebecca: I would say dynamism, an interest in a wide range of issues and tenacity! I like to get things done by consulting and working with others. Ultimately, I am a caring and approachable person and like to feel that the work I am doing helps to make tangible improvements to people’s lives.
Charlie: My background is in finance and I spent many years as a project manager for a large Government agency that worked with different parties who all had different priorities. I would be able to perform well as an opposition
councillor, working with Labour to best deliver effective services, represent local residents and deliver positive change for the ward and the wider borough.

Rebecca Ireland
Rebecca Ireland
3. What is Greenwich Council good at?
We feel that early years education is well provided for, given the pressures of funding cuts and an increasing population. For Charlie, being a stay at home dad to a toddler, he feels there is a wealth of activities and a good choice of successful nursery and primary schools, but it is a shame that this doesn’t seem to continue into secondary education. Also, we feel that Greenwich has a positive record on recycling which should be applauded.

4. What does Greenwich Council need to improve at?
One serious area of concern is how the council sees the area developing and how it handles planning. There are master plans that are woefully out-of-date and even where they exist they are not followed. Developments are seemingly pushed through by the Council leadership with local representation made to abstain in decisions and public consultation nothing more than a box-ticking exercise. It is hard to see this changing without more opposition elected to the Council in the upcoming elections.

5. What makes Charlton special?
There is a tremendous sense of community, which is difficult to find in London. Whether it’s those that share a love for our communal spaces, such as Charlton and Maryon Wilson Parks or those that share a love for an activity such as swimming at the Charlton Lido, all are very welcoming and work hard to make Charlton a friendly place to live.

6. What are the biggest issues affecting the people of Charlton?
As a councillor, it’s crucial to listen to people’s concerns and act upon them. Having spoken to people on the doorstep and on local community groups on social media, it’s clear that they way Greenwich Council handles planning is a major issue for residents in Charlton. There have been nearby developments approved despite great number of objections from local residents. Other developments have been cynically deferred until after the local elections, and the council have not followed their own master plans which called for mixed use developments, ruling in favour of large retail parks which put huge additional pressures on local roads. A long running theme is the lack of representation by local councillors on issues that affect the ward whilst the council leadership push applications through.
This needs to change, and this can only happen if meaningful opposition is elected to challenge the council’s leadership and stand up for residents’ concerns.

Ian Gerrard
Ian Gerrard
7. What are the biggest issues affecting Greenwich borough?
Having talked to local people, we think a huge issue affecting residents across the borough is air quality. Local group, Valley Hill Hub did research to show that we suffer from illegal levels of air pollution here in Charlton and it is a threat to every resident’s health and wellbeing, especially the young and old. We will firmly stand against the proposed development of the polluting Silvertown tunnel as well as the current plans for Enderby Wharf, which the Labour council has approved twice with no shore-side power supply. We will call for continuous air quality monitoring outside all schools in the borough and for the Low Emissions Neighbourhood in East Greenwich to be expanded to Charlton and beyond. We will also push for a resident led review of cycle routes in the borough and how they can be improved, and make sure buses and council vehicles are electric or hybrid as soon as practicably possible.

8. Why should people vote on Thursday?
Democracy is incredibly important, and is something that we should always cherish. It is always sad to see low turnouts for local elections, which arguably have a larger impact to the day-to-day lives of citizens than at a general election. There are huge decisions and developments ahead for Charlton and Greenwich and we want everyone to have their say. We hope that everyone who is eligible can spare just a few minutes out of their day on the 3rd May to vote on how the Council is run and how the area will develop over the next four years.

9. Charlton is on the brink of huge change with redevelopment due in Charlton Riverside. What will you do to make sure residents’ voices are taken seriously throughout this process?
We think the council needs to urgently update the master plan for the area. This should be undertaken with a full and transparent consultation of residents. Where concerns are raised, these have to be taken into account in planning decisions. The Council should report on feedback received and hold open debates in order to include the voices of residents in the framework for future developments. After this, the Council must then keep to the plan and not succumb to developer pressure to allow deviations from these plans.

10. How is a Liberal Democrat vote relevant in Charlton?
The Lib Dems believe wholeheartedly in the importance of local government. Moving power closer to the people is a fundamental value of the party. Lib Dems would supply fresh eyes to scrutinise the proposals put forward by council officers and other parties. We’d take a more serious approach to protecting air quality than the current Labour administration. Above all else, as local residents, your Liberal Democrat candidates will work hard to understand and champion the interests of the communities that we seek to represent.

Ian Gerrard, Rebecca Ireland and Charlie Rome are standing in Charlton ward for the Liberal Democrats. To find out more, visit www.greenwichlibdems.uk.

Charlton ward candidates (three are elected): Gary Dillon (Labour), Macharia Gakuru (Conservative), Ian Gerrard (Liberal Democrat), Rebecca Ireland (Liberal Democrat), Catherine Latham (Conservative), Clare Loops (Green), Maya Mann (Conservative), Gary Parker (Labour), Linda Perks (Labour), Pamela Ritchie (Women’s Equality Party), Charlie Rome (Liberal Democrat). Polls are open from 7am to 10pm on Thursday 3 May.

Bad sports – tell Decathlon its new store is in Charlton, not Greenwich

Charlton Decathlon
We could have been writing about Decathlon’s opening day offers instead

Europe’s top sports store, Decathlon, is preparing to open a new store in Charlton next month. But it doesn’t want to shout about it.

If you’re a keen runner or cyclist, or have ever picked up football training gear, you’ll probably know about the chain, whose only other outlet in south-east London is in Rotherhithe.

It sells quality sports equipment at low prices. You might have seen its Btwin bikes around the place, or its Kipsta training gear. (And you can buy Ritter Sports at the checkout too.)

Now the French-based chain is preparing to move into the former Next store in the Bugsby’s Way retail parks.

Which is great news for Charlton. But it would be even better if Decathlon could actually admit that its store is in Charlton.

Yes, it’s that same old story. Decathlon is currently billing the store as being in “Greenwich”. Not with an SE7 postcode, buster.

Sign our petition and tell Decathlon to call its store “Charlton”.

Homesense Charlton
Nope.

We’re used to second-rate retail shed chains and other imposters claiming to be in the posher place down the road. Which is why you won’t read about Homesense on this site.

There’s even “Starbucks Greenwich” on Woolwich Road, two miles down the road from the actual Starbucks Greenwich.

But we thought better of Decathlon.

Please sign our petition, and tell Decathlon they can do better than this.

Decathlon website
Maybe the Portsmouth one’s actually in Southampton

Charlton means sport, after all. From Charlton Athletic to the muddy pitches of Charlton Park, Charlton Lido to the skate park and cricket hub, Hornfair Park’s BMX hub to Charlton Park rugby club, there are few names in south London with a bigger sporting tradition.

And loads of people who will buy football, swimming, skating, biking, rugby and cricket gear because they identify with Charlton. Think of the marketing opportunities for Decathlon.

Greenwich, meanwhile, means the same old tourist stuff. Outside SE10, it’s an empty boast.

Shame, really, because other stores are proud to be in Charlton. Asda has never pretended to be anywhere else in over 30 years. Its newer neighbour Sainsbury’s proudly boasts of being in Charlton Riverside. And look at Primark’s store boss when he opened for business last year

It’s a small thing, but one that grates. And when we asked Decathlon why it was naming its new store “Greenwich”, it didn’t respond. So let’s do something about it.

Please sign our petition, and let Decathlon’s management know that we’re proud to be in Charlton – and they should be too.

We’ve done this before – heading off a plan to rename Charlton Lido as “Royal Greenwich Lido” in 2013. Let’s do it again.

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  • Greenwich Council defers decision on 771 homes at Charlton Riverside

    Rockwell Charlton Riverside
    Rockwell’s plans for the residential garden areas

    Greenwich councillors have decided to defer a decision on whether to approve controversial plans for 771 new homes on an industrial estate at Anchor & Hope Lane until after next month’s council elections.

    Developer Rockwell, which is acting for Channel Islands-based Leopard Guernsey Anchor Propco Ltd, plans to redevelop the industrial estate behind and next to Atlas Gardens and Derrick Gardens, including building five 10-storey blocks.

    Planning offiers had recommended approval of the plans, which went before the council’s main planning committee this evening, on the grounds that it would kickstart other developments in the area.

    But Charlton Together, an alliance of local groups, had called for the decision to be deferred so councillors could visit the site.

    Greenwich West Labour councillor Mehboob Khan proposed the decision be deferred because he was “not comfortable taking this decision at this point in the municipal year” – a reference to the poll on 3 May.

    A new planning committee will take a decision on the site after the election.

    Council deputy leader Danny Thorpe was one of the councillors on the committee, despite having chaired “stakeholder forums” about the development. He backed the deferral, while planning vice-chair Ray Walker and Eltham North councillor Steve Offord were the only ones to abstain.

    Anchor & Hope Lane development site
    Part of the site as it is now, with low-rise Derrick and Atlas Gardens to the left

    In total, 11 new buildings are planned, with space for retail and commercial use alongside Anchor & Hope Lane. 210 car parking spaces are planned.

    Those were changed to the current proposals in January 2018 to fit more closely with the council’s Charlton Riverside Masterplan, and again in March to increase the level of “affordable” housing to 25% (17.7% for social rent, 7.2% at “intermediate”) – below the council’s target of 35%.

    Charlton Together – which includes the Charlton Society, Charlton Central Residents’ Association, Derrick and Atlas Gardens Residents’ Association, SE7 Action Group, Charlton Parkside Community Hub and local churches, says Rockwell’s plans represent “a wholesale departure” from the council’s new masterplan for the riverside area.

    Objectors say the buildings are too high and the development too dense – particularly when the masterplan says most buildings in the area should be between three and six storeys.

    Greenwich MP Matt Pennycook had added his voice to the objections, writing to councillors on the planning board to emphasise that the proposal “falls short of the development proposal that is needed to ensure that the vision for Charlton Riverside as an exemplary urban district is realised”.

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    The Big Dig returns to Maryon Park Community Garden this Saturday

    Maryon Park community garden
    It’s the regular Big Dig day at Maryon Park community garden on Saturday

    Has the belated appearance of the sun got you itching to get out into the garden? Then the good people behind Maryon Park Community Garden have been in touch…

    Big Dig Day celebrates the start of the growing season and encourages people to visit their local Capital Growth-supported Community Garden.

    Maryon Park Community Garden, one of Capital Growth’s flagship gardens are taking part and have a ‘Drop-in Open Day’ on Saturday 21st April from 10.00 am to 4.00 pm.

    The Community Garden provides organic growing plots for local people, a Forest School space for primary schools and volunteer opportunities.

    On Saturday visitors can learn more about the Community Garden, enjoy tours and talks about the Garden and the historic Maryon Park, the location of the 1960s film Blow-Up.

    There will be refreshments including a pizza oven, children’s activities, a plant sale, and a fundraising stall. Visitors can join in with gardening activities or join the waiting list for a plot.

    There will be family events: ‘PJ the Magical Clown’ at 1pm and Family Outdoor Art at 2pm.

    Maryon Park Community Garden is a not-for- profit voluntary project situated in the former council plant nursery in Maryon Park.

    Chair Tim Anderson says: “The Big Dig Day is about encouraging people and families to visit their local community garden. Whether you are an experienced gardener or new to gardening or just want to see how your local project is developing, you will be welcome.”

    Maryon Park Community Garden is in Maryon Park, situated on the site of the old plant nursery. Follow the signs from the main park gate by the Park Lodge, 126, Maryon Road, Charlton, SE7 8DH.

    Walk past the Park Lodge following the perimeter path to the left and find the Community Garden entrance at the end of the park fencing. Look out for the signs and bunting.

    There will also be a pub quiz in aid of the community garden at the White Swan in Charlton Village on Monday 30 April, beginning at 7.30pm.

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  • Residents snubbed as Rockwell Charlton Riverside application gets rushed through planning

    Rockwell Charlton Riverside
    What Rockwell says the development’s residential garden areas will look like

    Plans to build 771 new homes on an industrial estate at Anchor & Hope Lane are to be considered by Greenwich councillors next week – despite residents’ appeals for the decision to be delayed because it does not fit in with the council’s vision for Charlton Riverside.

    Developer Rockwell, which is acting for Channel Islands-based Leopard Guernsey Anchor Propco Ltd, plans to redevelop the industrial estate behind and next to Atlas Gardens and Derrick Gardens, including building five 10-storey blocks.

    The plans will be considered by Greenwich Council’s main planning committee on Tuesday 17 April, with planning officers recommending approval – even though Charlton Together, an alliance of local groups, appealed to the council to take the decision after 3 May’s council election.

    Holding planning meetings during the pre-election period is unusual for Greenwich, but happens elsewhere, with neighbouring Lewisham rejecting a 34-storey tower next to Lewisham station last week.

    Early plans were, submitted in December 2016, included a 28-storey glass tower. Those were changed to the current proposals in January 2018 to fit more closely with the council’s Charlton Riverside Masterplan, and again in March to increase the level of “affordable” housing to 25% (17.7% for social rent, 7.2% at “intermediate”) – below the council’s target of 35%. Plans were revised again last week to alter the road layout.

    In total, 11 new buildings are planned, with space for retail and commercial use alongside Anchor & Hope Lane. 210 car parking spaces are planned.

    Charlton Together – which includes the Charlton Society, Charlton Central Residents’ Association, Derrick and Atlas Gardens Residents’ Association, SE7 Action Group, Charlton Parkside Community Hub and local churches, says the plans represent “a wholesale departure from that masterplan”.

    ‘Like the Greenwich Peninsula’

    It says in a letter sent to councillors, local MP Matt Pennycook and London Assembly member Len Duvall: “It will create a precedent that undermines the development of the Council’s fundamental vision for the whole area. So we are extremely concerned, that if this first application is agreed, like the development of the Greenwich peninsula, this will affect the character of the whole borough for decades to come. And we also note that this was a masterplan developed over 5 years, with two major public consultations, produced at considerable expense, with external expertise and advisory costs borne by the Council.

    “We are shocked to see how far this application departs from the agreed [Charlton Riverside] SPD vision. We are disappointed at the huge discrepancy that remains between the human scale, low to medium rise vision of the masterplan and the predominantly high-rise, monolithic proposal from Rockwell. We are also dismayed at the very low levels of affordable and family housing. The wide deviation remains not just in terms of height, but also in terms of density, design and affordability.

    “It is unfortunate that a more detailed infrastructure plan is not available, to inform decisions relating to the Rockwell site. We cannot see how this scheme can be approved in its current form without further clarity from the Council on infrastructure, including further details for the main east-west route, which would have to be changed as a result.

    “We are concerned about how far this application has got in the planning process, to even be considered in its current format, for decision at a formal planning meeting. We are aware that an original application at the end of 2016 included a 28 storey tower. We consider that to have been a somewhat disingenuous application, intended to show ‘progress’ by the developer between then and now. Similarly, despite lengthy discussions with the Council, we note that recent amendments to address height issues have made little impact and have only served to increase the out-of-scale nature of the proposal.”

    The group has a detailed 22-page breakdown of how the application breaks the Charlton Riverside Masterplan, as well as a six-page summary.

    Rockwell Charlton Riverside scheme
    A plan of the proposals, together with Atlas and Derrick Gardens

    ‘Development is needed to kickstart regeneration’

    Council officers say: “Whilst the overall density is above that recommended in the London Plan and the plot densities are higher than those recommended in the [Charlton Riverside] SPD it is considered that higher densities can be supported in this location in order to bring forward the redevelopment of the site and the regeneration of the area. Furthermore, density is just one factor to be considered in the assessment of an application and regard should be had to factors such as design, local character and impacts upon amenity.”

    Furthermore, council officers say the amount of “affordable” housing would mean the development would secure a profit of 17.2% – less than the developer’s target of 18%. It recommends reviewing the scheme to see if there is room for more “affordable” housing if the scheme generates more profit.

    Network Rail says it has concerns about local rail stations’ ability to cope with the demand from the development – a matter not addressed in the officers’ report.

    Cratus Communications, the lobbying company which has former Greenwich Council leader Chris Roberts as its deputy chairman, involved in the Rockwell project. Former Greenwich chief executive Mary Ney is listed on the Cratus website as an “associate”, while one-time Greenwich Labour borough organiser Michael Stanworth heads up the company’s London lobbying operation.

    The planning committee features – uniquely for a London borough – council leader Denise Hyland and her deputy Danny Thorpe, who is also the council’s cabinet member for regeneration.

    Woolwich Riverside councillor John Fahy said he would be seeking a deferral of the proposals for a site visit.

    Also on the agenda for next Tuesday’s meeting is a new plan to demolish and rebuild the Kings Arms pub in Woolwich – which was attacked by Irish republican terrorists in 1974 – and a proposal to add another two storeys to a stalled hotel project next to the Blackwall Tunnel approach at Tunnel Avenue, east Greenwich.

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  • Charlton Church Lane newsagent applies to become a fried chicken shop

    Charlton News
    Work started last year on the conversion

    The owner of a closed newsagent shop on Charlton Church Lane is applying to Greenwich Council to convert the premises into a fried chicken takeaway.

    Work began last year on converting the Charlton News shop, separating access to the upstairs flat from the retail area, but the council has only recently received a planning application for the work, along with a second application for an illuminated sign.

    According to the planning application for the premises, which is next door to the Valley Cafe: “The client would like to convert this into a Fried Chicken shop with the opportunity for customers to takeaway or eat and drink inside and outside. The access to upstairs flat will be separated.

    “The Ground floor shop area is small and will not have any major refurbishment done
    other than equipment.

    “The Café area will have a main serving area, with seating for approximately 16
    customers. There will be a warm display cabinet for the hot food. 8 additional
    seating area outside is also proposed.

    “The kitchen are at the rear of the shop will be very simple with frying stations and grill all appliances will be electric. Extraction fans will be installed with grease filters to extract the heat from the kitchen area.

    “The duct will exit out the rear wall and across the storage area roof and up above the roof eaves level. This will be done according to manufacturer’s specification and Building Regulations. Similar to the next door café (No 20) ductwork avoiding all windows on top foor. Downstairs flat is part of the shop where the staff will be living.

    “The ceiling will be sound proofed and have 2hr fire protection. The party wall between shop and the residential access to Flat above to have 2 hr fire protection and sound proofed.

    “There will be highly efficient low energy lighting installed throughout the floor. Externally the front will be refurbished and the sign will be changed with LED letters
    signage similar to Charlton Kebab opposite the proposed shop.

    “Internal finish will be tiled floors with light coloured paint to eating and serving areas.”

    There are already a number of takeaways in the area along with a long-closed kebab shop opposite, while anti-social behaviour has long been a problem in the immediate area.

    Fossdene Primary School is just 400 metres from the proposed takeaway – London mayor Sadiq Khan has proposed new planning rules banning takeaways from within 400 metres of schools.

    The proposal also highlights the lack of any formal planning policy for the area around Charlton Church Lane – something highlighted on this website three years ago – which is blighted by poor public realm.

    To see more and comment on the proposal, head to the Greenwich Council planning search and look for reference 18/0322/F (and 18/0522/A for the illuminated sign).

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